{"product_id":"opinion-towels","title":"Opinion Napkins","description":"\u003csection class=\"shopify-section product-section\" id=\"shopify-section-template--25812144882032__main\"\u003e\n\u003csection data-section=\"template--25812144882032__main\" id=\"MainProduct-template--25812144882032__main\" class=\"container section-template--25812144882032__main-padding\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-details-block\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"description-description\" class=\"product__description-box scroll_element\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extra-large-font product__description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShare your thoughts with our Opinion Towels! These witty paper napkins and kitchen towels feature cheeky designs perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. Whether you're hosting cocktail hour, wiping up kitchen spills, or setting the table for dinner, they bring humor and personality to every moment. Soft, absorbent, and conversation-starting—because life's too short for boring napkins!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eServe sass with every sip—this vintage-inspired paper cocktail napkin features a retro kitchen scene and the quip, “funny... I don’t recall asking for your opinion,” to spark instant smiles. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extra-large-font product__description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCocktail Napkin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApproximate dimensions are 5 x 5 x 1 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGerman printed on soft, 3-ply paper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"shopify-section spaced-section section-product-recommendations no-js-hidden\" id=\"shopify-section-template--25812144882032__product-recommendations\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Boston International","offers":[{"title":"Cocktail Napkin","offer_id":45848837325034,"sku":"C054300","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/5495\/8314\/files\/C054300.jpg?v=1771104701","url":"https:\/\/shopultimategifts.com\/products\/opinion-towels","provider":"Ultimate Gifts MS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}