Timmy Turtle insists he’s not enjoying himself—the hat was a gift, the scarf’s on backwards, and the music’s way too loud. But for someone so staunchly anti-festive, he’s surprisingly talented on the ice. Where others wobble, Timmy glides with perfect balance thanks to his shell and laser-focus scowl. He credits “a low centre of gravity,” but that triple turn last Thursday? Totally intentional. Catch him early before the crowds arrive, and you just might see it—but mention it, and he’ll deny it ever happened.

Product Details: 

• Dimensions: 28cm x 20cm x 16cm
• Sitting Height: 28cm
• Main Materials: Polyester
• Inner Filling: Polyester Fibres, PE Beans
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